we cannot sing in church in California

July 4, 2020

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California Governor announced yesterday that we cannot sing in church.

Here are 12 excuses that can get you released in case you get arrested singing at church:

  

1.                   I was not singing I was protesting!

 

2.                   I’m answering the voices that are talking to me!

 

3.                   I was Yawning!

 

4.                   I was on my phone not singing at all!

 

5.                   I will sing hallelujah all the way to jail!

 

6.                   I was just talking in different notes!

 

7.                   I was melodically speaking to the seniors!

 

8.                   I’m Clearing my throat to the beat!

 

9.                   I’m doing Vocal exercises... you can exercise without a ticket!

 

10.              I was speaking in tongues!

 

11.              I was Calling my husband. He doesn’t listen!

 

12.              My 5 personalities were talking to each other in different notes!

 

From the "Live with Naz" show on Facebook week nights at 8:30 PM.(PST) From show #87